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budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

I never call clouds idiots.

beatrice-prior-eaton:

that-odd-ood:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

to-see-floating-lanterns-gleam:

soldier-out-of-time:

ask-the-mockingbird:

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!



AYE AYE CAPTAIN!




CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!



CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!



CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!



ITS BACK

YOU CANT NOT REBLOG THIS
To prove my dad wrong. reblog if you are under the age of 30.

noblesseprime:

platypus-in-a-coffin:

ivegotacondition:

bluemm14:

my dad thinks you’re all 50 year old sexual predators or something…

image

Reblogging again just for that gif.

Same here

clarinet-geek-forlife:

Guise. I want to be drum major so bad. Like I have so much passion for the game. And I feel like it couldn’t be at all possible for anyone to want this as much as I do.

I’ve been practicing. In the halls, in the gym locker room, at home. I conduct radio songs sometimes while I’m on my way to…

I made myself sad.

u-will-b-spock:

she-will-b-spock:

u-will-b-spock:

penny-kallisto:

If this gets 1,000 notes, I’ll shave my eyebrows and draw them like Spock’s

5,000 notes and I’ll cut my hair like Spock’s

10,000 and I’ll buy a Starfleet uniform and Spock ears

100,000 and I’ll wear it in public and act speak/like Spock the whole time

1,000,000 and I’ll legally change my name to Spock

go

u will b spock

she will b spock

we still gotta get this to 1 million~

This must get one million

u-will-b-spock:

she-will-b-spock:

u-will-b-spock:

penny-kallisto:

If this gets 1,000 notes, I’ll shave my eyebrows and draw them like Spock’s

5,000 notes and I’ll cut my hair like Spock’s

10,000 and I’ll buy a Starfleet uniform and Spock ears

100,000 and I’ll wear it in public and act speak/like Spock the whole time

1,000,000 and I’ll legally change my name to Spock

go

u will b spock

she will b spock

we still gotta get this to 1 million~

So that government shut down, ay? So let’s see, the republicans are blaming this on Obama even though they are the ones who began this in the first place. Hm. Obama won’t budge, which he shouldn’t because republicans are just throwing a hissy fit, because they’re not getting what they want. Im going to use the cliche term here and say they are holding the government hostage. Do you know why people hold things hostage? I mean physiologically. It’s because they have tried everything and still are not getting what they want, it’s a last resort. Also they believe everyone should be following them because they’re so important so they don’t comprehend why they’re not getting what they want. Wow. Does that not perfectly explain the Republican Party? Do they not understand how much the American people are tired of this senseless back and forth that doesn’t really need to happen. I mean they keep changing their stance and now the reason for the shutdown is non existent AND IN THE END ITS JUST A CHILDISH HISSY FIT!

Noble causes

I would like to think I could pursue a noble cause if it came along, for example defend my country. But I couldn’t find it inside me to go to war, or fight for a reason that was quite possibly purely manufactured by our government. All I can seem to find inside my head is art. The fundamental of being a human being, is finding something that moves your soul to pursue that noble cause. I feel that moving the world to play my sonatas, or be inspired by art, is what I am here for. I might not be out there fighting our wars, or creating a revolution, but I can inspire people to do those things by creating art. It is a noble cause to inspire others to pursue their noble cause.

cognitivedissonance:

Matt Bors hits it out of the park with his new piece, “Hey, Everyone Involved In This Syria Shit Show, You’re Terrible”. An excerpt:

Free Syrian Army — Saw you dudes on the front page of The New York Times last week lining up a bunch of shirtless, whip-marked prisoners for execution. Nice! Bet they were shitheads. Seemed a liiiiiittle sketch though. Had me thinking: You’re not gonna, like, massacre everyone in Damascus once you take it over, right? You’re going to have elections when this is over? Set up some public schools, run for county treasurer?
Because I’m starting to think the leftover weapons we gave you won’t be melted down to build swing sets.
Al Qaeda & Friends — Hi! You’re banning croissants and shit. That’s just trolling.
Y’all just rush your woman-hating asses into every shitstorm to make it worse, don’t you? Places liberated from Assad are supposed to be rolling out Jeffersonian Democracy and here you are setting up Sharia courts and chopping off hands for purse snatching. You get the memo on “international norms”? Because your 12th century assholery makes gassing people look futuristic.
John Kerry — A young man once asked, “”How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?” He was you! So maybe stop asking people to die for yet another war that is bound to be a mistake. Oh, it’s not going to be a big deal, you say, just a couple of explosions here and there. No boots touching no ground. You know which conflict started out like that? THE VIETNAM ONE. Now you’re dragging your droopy face around, casting anyone who opposes this garbage idea as some pro-Iran Jew hater and comparing Assad to Hitler. You think you’re in the comments section of the internet, bro? Because this is not how you make arguments.
Oh, and look, there’s a photo from 2009 of you dining with the New Hitler. Yeah, have a seat, Donald Rumsfeld.
Barack Obama — Remember when you said “red line” out loud a year ago? Fortunately, [it] wasn’t a magic incantation that compels us to go to war. You can actually just not do this. You see Micronesia eager to bomb Syria? You see Chile ready to launch missiles on a country its citizens know nothing about? Okay, the main reason for that is they don’t spend a fuktrillion dollars a year on their military. But the other, closely related cousin of that reason, is they don’t see themselves as the Judge Dredd of Earth with a need to pepper the entire planet with military bases.
We’ve invaded, bombed, and/or occupied dozens of countries in just the last few decades all in the name of increasing our “national security interests.” Haiti, The Philippines, Somalia, Iraq, Afghanistan; none of them really turned out super great. America’s done enough wonders for the world, buddy. Let’s sit this one out.

Read the rest here.

cognitivedissonance:

Matt Bors hits it out of the park with his new piece, “Hey, Everyone Involved In This Syria Shit Show, You’re Terrible”. An excerpt:

Free Syrian Army — Saw you dudes on the front page of The New York Times last week lining up a bunch of shirtless, whip-marked prisoners for execution. Nice! Bet they were shitheads. Seemed a liiiiiittle sketch though. Had me thinking: You’re not gonna, like, massacre everyone in Damascus once you take it over, right? You’re going to have elections when this is over? Set up some public schools, run for county treasurer?

Because I’m starting to think the leftover weapons we gave you won’t be melted down to build swing sets.

Al Qaeda & Friends — Hi! You’re banning croissants and shit. That’s just trolling.

Y’all just rush your woman-hating asses into every shitstorm to make it worse, don’t you? Places liberated from Assad are supposed to be rolling out Jeffersonian Democracy and here you are setting up Sharia courts and chopping off hands for purse snatching. You get the memo on “international norms”? Because your 12th century assholery makes gassing people look futuristic.

John Kerry — A young man once asked, “”How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?” He was you! So maybe stop asking people to die for yet another war that is bound to be a mistake. Oh, it’s not going to be a big deal, you say, just a couple of explosions here and there. No boots touching no ground. You know which conflict started out like that? THE VIETNAM ONE. Now you’re dragging your droopy face around, casting anyone who opposes this garbage idea as some pro-Iran Jew hater and comparing Assad to Hitler. You think you’re in the comments section of the internet, bro? Because this is not how you make arguments.

Oh, and look, there’s a photo from 2009 of you dining with the New Hitler. Yeah, have a seat, Donald Rumsfeld.

Barack Obama — Remember when you said “red line” out loud a year ago? Fortunately, [it] wasn’t a magic incantation that compels us to go to war. You can actually just not do this. You see Micronesia eager to bomb Syria? You see Chile ready to launch missiles on a country its citizens know nothing about? Okay, the main reason for that is they don’t spend a fuktrillion dollars a year on their military. But the other, closely related cousin of that reason, is they don’t see themselves as the Judge Dredd of Earth with a need to pepper the entire planet with military bases.

We’ve invaded, bombed, and/or occupied dozens of countries in just the last few decades all in the name of increasing our “national security interests.” Haiti, The Philippines, Somalia, Iraq, Afghanistan; none of them really turned out super great. America’s done enough wonders for the world, buddy. Let’s sit this one out.

Read the rest here.